I will be attending the Utah State vs BYU football game tonight. It is part of a now 8 year tradition to take my wife to this game when it is played in Logan. At this game I have never NOT been in some sort of altercation.
Before you accuse me of being the problem, here's what happened two years ago:
Mormon Red (sense of entitlement): "Can you tell me where the BYU fan section is?"
Me (smiling): "Oh, yeah, you guys are way up there, right behind the band."
Mormon Red (scoffing): "Real nice. Thanks for nothing."
Me (confused): "I'm just kidding you, man. Relax."
Mormon Red (condescendingly): "At least at BYU we pay ushers to help people with this kind of thing."
Me (awesomely): "Seems like a waste of my tithing just because you're too stupid to read your ticket stub."
Mormon Red (Making the "Who Me?" face): "Nuh!"
And he scampered off. But the point is, I'm not the problem.
The name of my antagonist for this year may change, but the general attitude and doucheyness stays the same. And somehow they all sort of look like this guy.
You will be able to find a full report from the game right here. My bold prediction for 2010? For the first time since 1993, my Aggies take down the Cougars.
Final Score 34-24
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